lumos5000:

at this point if you already hadn’t dissolved into tears, you started now

at this point if you already hadn’t dissolved into tears, you started now

jusst-another-day:

simplymykayla:

cnnbreakingofficial:

if tumblr was bought out for $1.1B and there are 60 million blogs that means each blog is worth $18.3

my blog is worth more than i am

Well actually it would cost anywhere between $5,000 - $250,000 to hire an assassin to kill you so chin up hun, you are worth so much more than $18.30

first the body parts comparison now the assassins thank you tumblr

henryandhisbrain:

Dear Yahoo,

If you would like Tumblr users to like you, remove the post limit and word limit on messages.

If you place ads on our dash or charge for use every month, there will be a war. You have an army. We have a hulk.

Regards

Tumblr Users

breathlifein:

“You’ve only been in this room for one hour; but this room…this room has been my life…my home…and I will not let you sit there and lie to me in my own home”

How to break up with someone

You:

Your ex is attractive.
Partner:

Which one?
You:

ME.
You:

BYEEEE

cornchipz:

awkwardcontent:

Fun fact: Humans are deuterostomes, which means that when they develop in the womb the anus forms before any other opening. Which basically means at one point you were nothing but an asshole.

some people never develop beyond this stage

saferincages:

shoutout to everyone who puts up with my insanely varied interests (◡‿◡✿)

shoutout to the followers who have never spoken to me but stay (✿◠‿◠)

shoutout to the people I talk to every day and often rant to emotionally (◕‿◕✿)

shoutout to the people who I sometimes go weeks without talking to but then can message out of the blue and still adore just as much (✿☺‿☺)

shoutout to you (♥‿♥)

you’re wonderful

inbox:

Maybe it’s Maybelline. Maybe it’s Photoshop.

“There’s a little note in the script from Steven Moffat that says, ‘River Song smacks Vastra awake.’ Just in brackets, ‘Good luck, Neve.’ And I discovered exactly what he meant.” ~Neve Mcintosh (x)

“There’s a little note in the script from Steven Moffat that says, ‘River Song smacks Vastra awake.’ Just in brackets, ‘Good luck, Neve.’ And I discovered exactly what he meant.” ~Neve Mcintosh (x)

(Source: blaineyblainey)