we’re literally random people around the world sitting on the internet telling bad jokes to each other why the fuck is this the most important thing i’ve got going on
stay at home dad leaves post its for his wife (part 2 ya lil shits)
I, for one, can’t wait until Christmas!
It’s taken me so many years, so many lifetimes, but at last I know where I’m going. Where I’ve always been going.
WHY WAS I NOT INFORMED OF THIS
is that…IS THAT JOHN FUCKING BARROWMAN PULLING MARK BLOODY SHEPARD INTO HIS LAP AND HUGGING HIM?!
yup. therefore i must reblog again.
He just latches onto him like a child with a teddy bear its too cute
My boyfriend. He asked if I was off my period and this is how he indirectly described it..
SATAN’S SACRIFICIAL WATERFALL
The most embarrassing movie you will ever see.
A guy walks into a bar. He asks the bartender, “Do you have any helicopter flavored potato chips?” The bartender shakes his head and says, “No, we only have plain.”
Writers are forgetful,
but they remember everything.
They forget appointments and anniversaries,
but remember what you wore,
how you smelled,
on your first date…
They remember every story you’ve ever told them -
but forget what you’ve just said.
They don’t remember to water the plants
or take out the trash,
but they don’t forget how
to make you laugh.
Writers are forgetful
the important things.
Oh, my heart is melting.
good motherfucking multichapter fanfictions
'Don't be alone, Doctor. And do one more thing for me. There's a little girl waiting in a garden. Go to her. Tell her a story’